Monday, October 26, 2009

25 Uses For Storage Buildings


8 x 12 Building
purchase this one today $1500.00
doors going on this weekend
roger helminen or carl torola
337-2784 or 337-0144



Do you think that storage buildings are just for storing old couches, tables and mattresses? Well, think again. There are a plethora of other uses for storage buildings whether they are the solid, stationary ones, or the portable kind that can be transported across the country.

1. Store your old vinyl record collection. Keep Jimi, Janis and the rest of your 60s favorites safe and snug in a climate controlled facility.

2. Store all of your personal belongings and set off on a once in a lifetime backpacking excursion spanning two continents.

3. Pack away all of your obsolete electronics so that one day you can make a giant art deco sculpture out of them.

4. Use the space as a workshop where you create amazing giant sculptures made out of old electronics.

5. Temporary housing if you get caught up in an argument with your wife and lose, which you will.

6. Woodworking shop and tool keeping.

7. Build a robot.

8. Store your children’s toys. You know, the ones that they cried over for weeks and when they finally got them never once played with them?

9. Second garage for all of Dads playthings. You know, the ones that he cried over for weeks and once he got them never once played with them?

10. Sleeping quarters for the mother-in-law.

11. Sleeping quarters for the brother-in-law.

12. Store your parents collection of salt and pepper shakers from every place that they have ever been.

13 Store your swimming pool noodles, your floaties, your blow up islands, your rafts and your paddling flotation devices during the cold winter months.

14. Store your snow chains, snow tires, salt spreader, snow shovels, bags of gloves, thermal socks and snow suits in the hot summer months.

15. Now that you have finally admitted that you are not going to be a rock star, but you can not bring yourself to sell your equipment, go ahead and pack up your guitars, your amplifiers, your mixing board, your pedals, your mic, your drum set and all of the cables and wires that go with them and store them away until your son or daughter wants to be a rock star. They will be just like new!

16. Remember that giant stuffed gorilla that you won your son at the amusement park? Oh yeah.

17. It is a perfect place to put that pesky home gym that you keep tripping over on your way to the kitchen every morning.

18. It is an extra closet for your wifes crazy and uncontrollable purse addiction.

19. Maybe storage buildings are where all of the unmatched socks are.

20. Store the gold velvet couch here until your wife finally relents and lets you put it in the basement.

21. Use it as a meditation room and find your true purpose by looking within.

22. Store all of the kitchen gadgets you saw on TV that you absolutely had to have, such as the pancake pastry maker, the knives that cut through solid gold, and the one minute radioactive meat cooker.

23 Put away that creepy garden gnome collection, for crying out loud.

24. Books? Who needs books in there house when you have the Internet? Store those books and make room for a big screen plasma TV!

25. And of course, storage buildings are the perfect place to store your old baby items because inevitably someone, sometime, will appreciate that odorless diaper pail.

Ok, ok. Maybe some of these uses are silly and meant to be taken with tongue planted firmly in cheek, but you get the idea. Storage buildings are versatile and functional, affordable and easily accessible. Use storage buildings ! It will make your life easier

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